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Jaye ([personal profile] jayes_musings) wrote2009-03-06 04:49 pm

Movie: Eden Lake

I heard this film was quite brutal, and I don't mind that, and of course, I'm eager to check out new Michael Fassbender fare.

It is indeed brutal, and people with weak stomachs probably shouldn't watch this. When it comes to movies, I have a pretty much cast iron constitution, but there were a couple of parts that were very, very difficult to watch.

The premise is that Steve (Fassy) takes his girlfriend, Jenny, out to Eden Lake for a romantic weekend and to pop the question. Trouble occurs when they are harassed by a gang of teenagers. As Steve tries to reason with them -- and act a bit macho to impress Jenny -- things go rapidly downhill as the teenagers proceed to terrorize them. They attack Steve and hunt Jenny, and what should have been a wondered getaway turns into a fight for survival.


One of the most harrowing scenes, especially for Fassyfans, is when the teens have Steve tied up with barbed wire and choking on a chain. He's clearly been well worked over, and the teen leader bullies his minions into taking turns stabbing him. One shoves a box cutter into Steve's mouth, slicing his tongue.

While Steve gets free and reunites with Jenny, his wounds are so severe that while she goes off to find help, he dies. Jenny discovers this when the teens catch her and she is tied to a tree stump with Steve's body. The kids are pouring gasoline over them and force this other boy to light a match. Within moments, Steve's body is burning. Jenny escapes when the flames burn through her ropes, but the boy is then doused by the thugs and set alight.

Jenny finally escapes and reaches the nearest village where she collapses. She awakens in a house with several concerned people hovering over her. She soon realizes these adults are the kids' parents, and let's just say the acorns didn't fall far from the trees.



There are problems with the movie. There are times when suspension of disbelief is tried, and you think why didn't they (Steve and Jenny) just do this or not do that, and they would have got away. Some of the coincidences were a little contrived as well, but in all it's a very good thriller, mostly because of the realism. It leaves you with the feeling this could really happen. There's no monster, no supernatural enemy, just a bunch of kids who are, like too many kids today, total little thugs who get nothing but enjoyment from harassing people, and aren't controlled by their parents.

[identity profile] moderate-mod.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Do they have to kill the poor guy in every movie? Ouch!

[identity profile] simplyjaye.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well I'm used to it, all my favourites don't get to see the end credits more than they do get to, Sean Bean, Val Pelka, Gerry, and now Fassy.

Now, if I can only figure out what that says about me....LOL

[identity profile] moderate-mod.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, that's true. It's rare that they ever do. I hear Fassy is great in Hunger, but that it's hard to watch.

[identity profile] simplyjaye.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, just from remembering hearing the news on Sands' hunger strike back when it happened, I know that it will be. Definitely no happy ending there.

[identity profile] moderate-mod.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm waiting for Katherine Heigl to stab Gerry to death in the last scene of their new movie. LOL. Then we'll know it's a conspiracy!

[identity profile] simplyjaye.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! I already know that it is a conspiracy.

Back when I was on the Sean Bean mailing list, we made a list of all the films and ways he died, noting the most gruesome and most unique. I should do that for Gerry and Fassy. *g*

[identity profile] moderate-mod.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies laughing*

Very true. Even in the kid movie, the muse Gerry died.

[identity profile] simplyjaye.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! And only Gerry has death by camel.

[identity profile] simplyjaye.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Also, Stelios was talking throughout and calling Steve every wuss name he could think of. The Spartan was not impressed.

And I added some caps. *g*

[identity profile] moderate-mod.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I can just hear Stelios. *chuckle* "Someone is going to think that's me!"

Oh, yeah, poor Fassy. That's pretty gory.

[identity profile] simplyjaye.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! And he was going, "I'd just kick their asses."

And that's not as bad as it gets.

[identity profile] moderate-mod.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to see the fic/RP where Stelios takes Caroline on a picnic at the Chateau, and Hsu is in the library with Rochefort when word comes that some little punks interrupted them and tried to attack Caroline. Oh, and let's put Azzie having tea with Fanny and Marius.

Now...THAT would be a movie.

[identity profile] simplyjaye.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh it would be. Those little punks...well, you'd actually feel a bit sorry for them. Nahhhhh! *g*

Although Christina and did talk about Caroline getting hurt or something and what Stelios' reaction would be. And vice versea! Oooh boy!

[identity profile] moderate-mod.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha!

I can see it now:

The Rogue Faction of Watchers called the Guild have captured Jocelyn, Caroline and Daniel. Robert Torrance, seeking to avoid WWIII, tells MacDonald where the hiding spot is, and provides footage of security cameras showing all three being abused and hurt.

The LULZ ensue.

*facepalm*

And the Tammy Award for most violent fucking roleplay thread in the history of Livejournal goes to...

[identity profile] simplyjaye.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies*

Oh, that would be a fine thread indeed! And yes, no competition by far.

[identity profile] moderate-mod.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
DO EEEEEEEET!

*falls over in mad giggles*

Oh, come on! You know you want to!

[identity profile] simplyjaye.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*BOOM*

*Jaye's head goes splodey!* It would be cool though! *g*

[identity profile] moderate-mod.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, toss in Evie being taken with them, and have Bria bring in Methos and Wesley...bwahahahahahahahaha!

It would be the badass m-fing thread of LJ.

The blood would flow like never before.

*pets you and your poor head*
fannyfae: (lick the blooded blade)

[personal profile] fannyfae 2009-03-07 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I really, REALLY like this suggestion!!!!
fannyfae: (non mon amour)

[personal profile] fannyfae 2009-03-07 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, I think Fassy would be great in Tango Cattivo instead. He doesn't die...well almost...You are right. Caroline shouldn't be allowed to see it. She'd freak. :-/

[identity profile] simplyjaye.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I think you should really press for him. I'll send Stelios over and he'll keep her distracted. *g*

There is a very nice wet snogging scene in it that immediately had me thinking of Stelios and Caroline in the bath tub, though!
Edited 2009-03-07 04:10 (UTC)
fannyfae: (bath)

[personal profile] fannyfae 2009-03-07 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I already am! *grin*

As for the wet snogging scenes, there is more of that coming up when they go to the Fortunate Island. Man...what IS it about the de Rochefort women and water?! First Caroline and Stelios in the bathtub scene, and now I need to type up and send you that kiss in the rain with Azazeal and Jocelyn...*grin*
Edited 2009-03-07 04:17 (UTC)

[identity profile] simplyjaye.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Because it's totally sexy and they know it! *grin*

And I added four caps, if you wanted to take a peek.
Edited 2009-03-07 08:43 (UTC)
fannyfae: A catchall image for those steamy scenes! (sexual shadows)

[personal profile] fannyfae 2009-03-07 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
The top two could easily be passed for Stelios and Caroline, except the top one, her hair needs to be longer and curlier, of course. All I can say is that poor Stelios is not going to know what hit him! If he thought the Persians gave him a workout, I think he is going to be very surprised at his French Fae paramour! ;-)

You know, they really needed to be a little nicer to poor Steve in this movie! :P
Edited 2009-03-07 14:12 (UTC)

[identity profile] simplyjaye.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I was wishing her hair was a least longer and she could pass nicely for Caroline. And Stelios says, he's more than ready for such a work out.

They did, it's like they took glee and how nasty they could be to him.
fannyfae: (cruel pen)

[personal profile] fannyfae 2009-03-07 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then, I suppose that Mr. Hot Spartan needs to get to satifying his lady and not leave her hanging! LOL! Hehe, as I mentioned on the phone, I sort of like the idea that their first time wasn't entirely this blissfully, the earth moved, and the heavens wept as they exploded in mutual and long deserved orgasms. Talk about suspension of disbelief if they had! *g* I think that is sort of a recurring thing for them, destroying their environments or the sex not always being perfect. Granted, just as every time isn't going to be perfect, it certainly won't always be a disaster, either!

Isn't Greece prone to earthquakes btw? I think it's time for a real progressive longitudinal vibratory disturbance while they are there in Greece. Might be something interesting storyline-wise. We could even have it while they are in bed - just so that the Earth really does figuratively and literally move!

[identity profile] simplyjaye.livejournal.com 2009-03-07 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, he will get to that later *g* Yeah, it works that it was less than perfect...and more believeable that Caroline was less than satisfied. Stelios is good but he isn't superhuman LOL! I think mutual destruction of their environment and water will be a continuing feature with these two. Like Mark and Alexa, these two have too much fun to take anything, especially sex, too seriously.

Yes, it is prone to earthquakes (it was after all, the primary cause of Sparta's downfall). Oh yes, I think it could well happen....jeez the Spartan kills an Immortal on holyground and causes a volcanic eruption...has sex with a Fae and they cause an earthquake. LOL!!!
fannyfae: (self-confessed comment whore)

[personal profile] fannyfae 2009-03-07 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I would definitely agree; there is nothing quite like the post virgin-coitus letdown! I have no doubt that Stelios is very good - but no, he isn't superhuman, and having her writhing in blissful ecstasy, especially during the first time, just is not believable at all. That is not to say that she is at all sorry! Quite the opposite!

Oooh! Sounds like a plan then! LOL! No wonder I want to give Stelios the middle name of Property Damage! Oh...and btw, I LOVE your icon!!! :)