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jayes_musings) wrote2008-02-25 10:53 pm
jayes_musings) wrote2008-02-25 10:53 pm
TV quotes meme
Even though I totally suck at this myself. *g* And one show is represented twice.
Pick 15 of your favorite tv shows.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each tv show. (unless they don't have a quote, in which case try wikiquote)
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the tv show.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
1. Person 1: What people forget is gays are normal, regular, healthy guys.
Dykes on the other hand are evil.
Person 2: Ollie!
Person 1: Picture the scene, you arrive home early to find your wife Linda in bed with another man. Only it's not actually man. It's a big fat lezza smoking *my* pipe and wearing my slippers!
Don't touch me, you poof! Anyway, what was I saying? Tolerance is an important issue... League of Gentlemen
2. Person 1: Thanks, you know. For electrocuting me.
Person 2: Anytime. Cassie & Thelma from Hex
3. I'm going to live forever, or die trying. Vila from Blake's 7
4. To get an idea of just how spartan this thing is, you just have to look through the rear window. Back there you've got chicken wire, bakofoil and tupperware. It's kind of like peering into one of your grannies' old kitchen cabinets. Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear
5. STAND STILL!! Is it true? Have you betrayed us? Have you betrayed me? Avon from Blake's 7
6. Computer says no. Little Britain guessed by ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
franzi1981
7. Person 1: I think you've forgotten who you're talking to.
Person 2: An overweight, over-the-hill, nicotine-stained, borderline-alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding? Gene & Sam from Life on Mars
8. Person 1: I had you both covered. I'm a very good shot.
Person 2: Yeah, I saw that. Nevertheless, what if something had gone wrong?
Person 1: Oh, in that case, I would have arranged a nice headstone for the two of you. Out of my own pocket, of course. Bodie & Cowley from The Professionals
9. You know, sometimes you knowing everything gets to be a real pain in the ass. Highlander guessed by princess_blues
10. A young man equals young idiot. Look, anyone stupid enough to let so some mustachioed dego con them in a corridor, saying, 'Excuse me Meester' and hit them over the head with a big stick deserves everything they get. Edmund Blackadder from Blackadder II
11. There are so many things I want to say to you but time's caught me up and now I'll never say them - except that I've loved you from the moment I saw you and every moment since. Robin of Loxley from Robin of Sherwood
12. Unlike me, many of you have accepted the situation of your imprisonment, and will die here like rotten cabbages. Number Six from The Prisoner
13. His name was Liam Dooley. He and his brother were going to be hanged for looting a church. I made them an offer. One could live, but one would die. Liam called heads. It was a very bad call. Major Nairn from Sharpe's Honour
14. Person 1: You know, I feel about as welcome as a fart in a Wind Machine.
Person 2: Sefton B?
Person 3: Aye. It would take out everything south of Bristol. Not that anyone would miss Wales. from Spooks aka MI-5
15. Person 1:Don't shout at me, I've had a difficult morning.
Person 2: Oh dear, what happened? Did you get entangled in the eiderdown again? Not enough cream in your eclair? Hmm? Or did you have to talk to all your friends for so long that you didn't have time to perm your ears? Sybil and Basil Fawlty from Fawlty Towers
Pick 15 of your favorite tv shows.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each tv show. (unless they don't have a quote, in which case try wikiquote)
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the tv show.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
1. Person 1: What people forget is gays are normal, regular, healthy guys.
Dykes on the other hand are evil.
Person 2: Ollie!
Person 1: Picture the scene, you arrive home early to find your wife Linda in bed with another man. Only it's not actually man. It's a big fat lezza smoking *my* pipe and wearing my slippers!
Don't touch me, you poof! Anyway, what was I saying? Tolerance is an important issue... League of Gentlemen
2. Person 1: Thanks, you know. For electrocuting me.
Person 2: Anytime. Cassie & Thelma from Hex
3. I'm going to live forever, or die trying. Vila from Blake's 7
4. To get an idea of just how spartan this thing is, you just have to look through the rear window. Back there you've got chicken wire, bakofoil and tupperware. It's kind of like peering into one of your grannies' old kitchen cabinets. Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear
5. STAND STILL!! Is it true? Have you betrayed us? Have you betrayed me? Avon from Blake's 7
franzi1981 7. Person 1: I think you've forgotten who you're talking to.
Person 2: An overweight, over-the-hill, nicotine-stained, borderline-alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding? Gene & Sam from Life on Mars
8. Person 1: I had you both covered. I'm a very good shot.
Person 2: Yeah, I saw that. Nevertheless, what if something had gone wrong?
Person 1: Oh, in that case, I would have arranged a nice headstone for the two of you. Out of my own pocket, of course. Bodie & Cowley from The Professionals
princess_blues10. A young man equals young idiot. Look, anyone stupid enough to let so some mustachioed dego con them in a corridor, saying, 'Excuse me Meester' and hit them over the head with a big stick deserves everything they get. Edmund Blackadder from Blackadder II
11. There are so many things I want to say to you but time's caught me up and now I'll never say them - except that I've loved you from the moment I saw you and every moment since. Robin of Loxley from Robin of Sherwood
12. Unlike me, many of you have accepted the situation of your imprisonment, and will die here like rotten cabbages. Number Six from The Prisoner
13. His name was Liam Dooley. He and his brother were going to be hanged for looting a church. I made them an offer. One could live, but one would die. Liam called heads. It was a very bad call. Major Nairn from Sharpe's Honour
14. Person 1: You know, I feel about as welcome as a fart in a Wind Machine.
Person 2: Sefton B?
Person 3: Aye. It would take out everything south of Bristol. Not that anyone would miss Wales. from Spooks aka MI-5
15. Person 1:Don't shout at me, I've had a difficult morning.
Person 2: Oh dear, what happened? Did you get entangled in the eiderdown again? Not enough cream in your eclair? Hmm? Or did you have to talk to all your friends for so long that you didn't have time to perm your ears? Sybil and Basil Fawlty from Fawlty Towers
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