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[jayes_musings]

Now seeing as Snatch is a non-existant fandom, I knew finding any fanfic out there would be difficult, let alone good stuff. But nontheless, I tried and despite my aversion to the place, I headed for FF.Net. Well, amazingly enough there was one story there. Although it didn't bode well when I saw "Snatch remade" in the summary. It was a very, very bad rip off the film.

Example: The *cough*climatic*cough* fight scene:
Pow Pow Pow Pow Pow Pow Pow!
Tktktktktktktktktktktk!!!!!
POW!!!
POW!!!

Totally unrecognizable characters, but with a British hating American called Archie and Sven the Sneaking Fucking Russian (what happened to dear Avi and Boris!?). And non-existant Britspeak...what are 'bollix'?

I don't usually review such terrible, awful, horrible fics...but I couldn't hold back here or there.

See for yourself, if you dare Blood and Guts. I know what it does to my guts.

Comments

you know....

[blktauna.livejournal.com]

I bet when I get a copy of snatch... I'll write something... I looooooooooooove Tommy... :P

Re: you know....

[simplyjaye.livejournal.com]

Hmmm....yum...looking forward to that already!