Hahaha that's like the joke we have down here in Virginia. A man is born in North Carolina and his family moves to Richmond when he is two days old. He grows up here, goes to school, then university, gets married, starts a thriving business, has children, becomes a grandfather, retires, lives to a ripe old age and then passes away.

The headline in the newspaper reads:

NORTH CAROLINA MAN DIES AT 99