Bastity Chelt, is actually based on the Chastity Belt song, but with some very funny spoonerisms. Here's the lyrics (http://www.drinkingsongs.net/mp3s/1970s/1978ca-the-best-of-jasper-carrott-(LP)/02-bastity-chelt.htm)...of course, some of the effect is lost without the music. *g*

I didn't know that until after, and missed it. :P